CIA reports

in the early morning on Thursday, the 17th of November 2005 by Chad

CNN reports that the CIA is saying Castro has Parkinson’s disease.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) — The CIA has concluded that Cuban President Fidel Castro suffers from Parkinson’s disease and could have difficulty coping with the duties of office as his condition worsens, an official said Wednesday.

The assessment, completed in recent months, suggests the nonfatal but debilitating disease has progressed far enough to warrant questions among U.S. policymakers about the communist country’s future in the next several years.

“The assessment is that he has the disease and that his condition has progressed. There appear to be more outward signs,” said an official who is familiar with the assessment.

Oh great, the CIA said it, and they’re always so far off base, the truth must be that he took Super Soldier serum and is running for Congress in Florida.