I ran out of milk. It is Bush’s fault.

in the early morning on Thursday, the 17th of November 2005 by Chad

The News Journal Ã‚¦ Our Short Bus Riders’ Views: (err… I mean, the Letters to the Editor)

Shortage of flu vaccine doesn’t inspire confidence

The shortage of flu vaccine this year and last is troubling. I’ve asked my general practitioner and a specialist for a flu shot and both informed me they have depleted their supplies.

I’ve heard President Bush speak on the dangers of avian flu. If we can’t supply enough vaccine for the annual flu season, how could we possibly cope with a pandemic?

Larry W. Taylor, Wilmington

So, just because you’ve waited this long after the shots were available, you’re whining saying its a Bush/Rove plot? All the vaccines were sent to Red states, leaving the blue state people to perish after turning into chickens?
Of course, on the same page is a glimmer of hope for the credit card state:

Biden’s chance of becoming next president is remote

It is almost unbelievable that Sen. Joseph Biden has such illusions of grandeur that he thinks he has the remotest chance of being the next president of the United States. It is almost laughable that the newspaper would give it front-page coverage. His sycophants may feed his big ego, but the movers and shakers of the Democratic party are not as dumb. He will not even get the nomination.

Clyde Roberts, Port Penn

Here’s my Biden is a dillhole story. I was having lunch on the Wilmington Riverfront at the Market, when Biden came in. He got a salad, and sat over in a corner table near a window.
He didn’t come in alone. He brought a photographer, who took pictures of him getting the salad, and then walking around the table taking whole rolls of film. He looked like he was photographing a heroin addict model, the way he was moving around the table. I was just waiting for him to start saying “C’mon baby, make love to the camera…”