I got it!
mid-morning on Wednesday, the 26th of October 2005 by Chad
A performance artist’s show which saw her spend three hours balancing on a beam while becoming drunk on lager has been defended by theatre officials.
It’s art!
Finally, something that both Homer and myself can understand!
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October 26th, 2005 at 11:21 am
Whoa! Beer… as Art! And I thought I was only limited to collecting bottles with pretty labels.
I can see this new art form filtering into all of the artforms…
Painting… “I call it… Ummm… well… I had a few in me, so I’m not sure what it is.”
Singing… “I drank my beer and it has passed… the innocent can never last… wake me up when your beer ends… and we’ll make another run to the store.”
Retelling of Old Stories… “Ebenezer… you will be visited by 3 ghosts! The Ghost of Fermentables… the Ghost of Brewing… and the Ghost of Hangovers-Yet-To-Come.