Fetch, zombie-dog!

in the early afternoon on Monday, the 27th of June 2005 by Chad

What crazy scheme will those scientists come up with next?

Zombie dogs have been created in Pittsburgh, where their blood is replaced (by vampire fangs?) by secret zombie formula (cold saline solution) for several hours. Then the blood is put back in (reverse vampire fangs?) where they are hooked up to van de graaf generators, only to awake minutes later when the doc says “Its alive!!!”

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.
US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
Pittsburgh’s Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject’s veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.
The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.
But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.
Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.
However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,.
But even a this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.
Duing the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs’ body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death.
Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.
Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.
Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.
“The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology,” said one US battlefield doctor.

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4 Responses to “Fetch, zombie-dog!”

  1. Anarchy Says:

    All I’ve got to say is… it’s not a successful re-animation unless the beasts actually crave brains and human flesh.

  2. Roguegypsy Says:

    That depends. Zombie dogs…hmmm….oh Tree…..

  3. bhoover Says:

    this is so beyond creepy… thats messing a little to much with mothernature… so far beyond anything i would approve of…

  4. laura Says:

    Peter Safar, MD, Father of Resuscitation, dies after long illness

    August 4, 2003

    Peter Safar, M.D., Distinguished Professor of Resuscitation Medicine at the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine and Adviser to the National Center for Early Defibrillation, died last night after a long illness. He was 79 years old. He is survived by his wife Eva, and two sons, Philip and Paul. A third child, Elizabeth, died in 1966.
    Known as the father of modern day cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), Dr. Safar’s research efforts and accomplishments in emergency medicine, critical care medicine, resuscitation research and disaster re-animatology have saved many lives and gained international recognition.

    “Throughout his distinguished career, Peter Safar worked tirelessly and effectively to cheat death,” said University of Pittsburgh Chancellor Mark Nordenberg.

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