So the wife is having an email discussion with a friend of hers from Canada. It started out when the friend realized my wife loves to shoot guns. The horrors!

Now, the friend is the daughter of a murdered Canadian diplomat, so I can almost see the logic… but then I remember: the gun did not run out in the street and shoot her father all by itself. Murdering thugs did. And they could have done it with any weapon available. Of course she also hates Bush and thinks Michael Moore is a hero. Ummm… thats just crazy talk.

So not one day later, this nutjob shows up.

His deadly cargo: A homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles, and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood.

Of course, he couldn’t be a killer. He didn’t have a gun. Only murderers have guns.

The guy looks like a neo-nazi mated with Squiggy.

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