Good thing it wasn’t cold!

mid-afternoon on Wednesday, the 25th of May 2005 by Chad

CHARLOTTE, N.C. An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn’t deliver.

Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a “crazy old coot,” Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

Can you imagine how she would have freaked out had they forgotten her extra anchovies? They’d have to call in the SWAT team, or maybe even pull a MOVE attack on the place.