I need some inspiration
around lunchtime on Monday, the 18th of April 2005 by Variable
The company I work for is merging with an equally monsterous company. Both of these entities have associate call centers in Human Resources. While the call center name in one of these businesses was quite simply and succinctly "Associate Service Center," the are requesting a new name and acronym for the integrated group. I want to have fun with this. I’d like to recommend some names that work well for the business, but have a dark underbelly that would make those "in the know" snicker every time it’s uttered…
This call center incorporates the functions of HR and Payroll, and services the business nationally… any suggestions?
This is true corporate piracy…. arrrrrrrr!
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April 18th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Lets see…
BEnefits Network Department, Options, Values, (something starting with E), Recruitment
BEND OVER
April 18th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
I wish.. if only it weren’t so dang long.. We were trying to work with WTF, but just couldn’t make it happen (the company starts with “W”, so we were a third of the way there)..