Top 10 Favorite Things Women Have Said To Me

mid-morning on Tuesday, the 22nd of March 2005 by Anarchy

Please keep in mind that some of this is taken out of context… which is probably why it struck me funny in the first place.

10. You stay here, and I’ll go buy the beer.

9. I’m not usually cheap and easy… but tonight is different.

8. You could bounce a quarter off my a$$. No really… go ahead and try it.

7. Don’t let go of me… I’ll fall and go down… ’cause I’m drunk.

6. I’ve been thinking of getting my breasts done. Tell me what you think.

5. Nice tent.

4. She’s hot… let’s go meet her.

3. I’ve always wanted a male-slut.

2. Did we….<ummmm>… did we?

and the #1 favorite thing a woman has ever said to me…

1. PUT IT BACK IN!!!

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Chad Says:
February 5th, 2006 at 8:24 pm +0
So Matt, is this the defining post of your existance?

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