A Knights Tail

in the early morning on Monday, the 7th of March 2005 by Chad

IMAO brings us the lowdown on a third group of fighters. While the Pirate-Ninja wars rage on, these “knights” may be gaining power.
For example, did you know:

* A knight’s most feared weapons were his lance and his laser heat-vision.
* In a battle between Aquaman and a knight, Aquaman would be impaled on the lance and laser-fried like a crispy fish stick.
* Knights were frequently called upon to fight fire-breathing dragons. The main danger from a dragon, though, was not his fire, but his ability to lie convincingly. The dragon would pretend to be the knight’s friend, convince the knight that they were on the same side, and - once he had the knight’s trust - betray him. Much like what modern-day journalists do to American soldiers.

Read up on these warriors, for we may have to rob them blind one day…