Opponent

in the early morning on Sunday, the 6th of July 2003 by Chad

The Democrat message.. I’m still not too sure what it is, but I went to one of those quiz sites to find out who matches what I’m looking for.
Bush, 100%. I went back and changed a few answers, and again, Bush, 100%. Conspiracy? I think not. I generally answered the “Government, leave me the hell alone” options. Less taxes, less gun control, even against the security laws like the PATRIOT act. Next choices were (Insert Libertarian Candidate Here), McCain and other Republicans.
First in line for the Democrats was Evan Bayh, who I’ve never even heard of. Its a shame then, because he may have a chance.
And then Howard Dean at 47%. So I look to see what I agree/disagree on. He likes spending less money, but the supports universal healthcare, so he must increase taxes. Not good… Religious based charity, but not if they discriminate. Well, that completely shoots down any idea of that ever working. I’m sure your local Catholic charity won’t have a problem hiring a few Satanists to distribute food. Yeah, right. He then rants about the rich, even though I really love the money I’ve been keeping from the tax cuts. Against the Iraq war. BZZZZT, wrong answer, spin it again Vanna… Calls school vouchers “harebrained”. Against Social Security being privatized. Has a logical reason for that one at least. Got an A rating from the NRA. Finally, something I agree with. Everything else is off base. How the hell did that thing rate me agreeing at 47%?
After that was Biden, my very own Senator from Delaware. No way. I’ve seen him eat lunch at the Wilmington Riverfront Market. He ate a salad, but the entire time there was a photographer walking around snapping pictures from all angles. And absolutely no one went anywhere near him. No one said hi, chatted, nothing. And Biden just kept his head down and didn’t smile or act nice to anyone. Not mean, just ignored everybody. He also walked through my workplace before, meeting people. I just left Right Wing News on my monitor, and a copy of National Review on my desk. He didn’t stop by but kept walking…
But Dean is the best chance of the Democrats? Wow, they are throwing in the towel until 2008.