Cable TV

at around evening time on Saturday, the 10th of May 2003 by Chad

All I have to say is that Comcast cable has the most jackass stupid, well, idiots is being kind, people on their anti-satellite commercials. They’re flat out incredible. The guy who doesn’t know how to turn a wrench because he has to keep re-pointing his antenna every few hours? Having a bunch of housewives on the screen saying that someone they don’t know will come install this antenna (like you know your cable company tech on a first name basis!) just to spread FUD. If that is customary for Comcast customers, man, I’m really glad I have DirecTV. Hell, when I hooked up the dish, it was something like 15 below freezing out, and I had it installed in about 15 minutes. But, the real clincher was when I got it running, Tina comes in, looks at the screen, and remarked that she has never seen a clearer picture! Its better than even people with the digital cable that I’ve seen. Gotta love it. Oh, and only if some of the women I dated went up and down as often as the cable internet does… UPDATE: Finally went back to satellite. And it was as wonderful as I remembered it. Much nicer picture, many more channels, and cheaper.

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5 Responses to “Cable TV”

  1. Jae Says:

    Yer.. man i live in australia and over here we got FOXTEL AND OPTUS .. for ages i had optus calbe tv running from my internet socket with a 3 way splitter and on the other end of the coax cable was an antenna plug.. all i needed was a SIGNAL INVERTER… now i got satelite with a set top box and a smart card its soo good cause the channels are clearer and there is no interference wat so ever… i got my satelite mounted onto my roof

  2. Jae Says:

    yer cause when i connected the optus up originally .. it was a negative image..

  3. kerry Says:

    how do u attach outstide wires to turn on cable?

  4. cody Says:

    how do i go out to the green box and hook all the stuff up and get free cable
    e-mail-whitep90@yahoo.com

  5. Pirates! Man Your Women! » Blog Archive » Propaganda Says:

    [...] had forgotten until yesterday just how bad the Comcast propaganda commercials are.  They are so terrified of losing customers to DirecTV and Dish.  With good reason [...]

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