Laughable

in the early afternoon on Thursday, the 24th of February 2005 by Chad

From ABC News: Family of Suspect in Bush Plot to Sue U.S.
Can’t wait for this one to get thrown out of court. However, this is the most interesting thing:

Outside the courtroom, Omar Abu Ali said he knew his son was being tortured at the Alhair prison in Riyadh because of the words the young man blurted out in his first phone call home after being arrested.

“I’ve been on a long trip in a wild jungle,” Omar Abu Ali said his son told him. The father said he was terrified by the call because he knew it was code that he was being tortured.

OK… so the son is off to Saudi Arabia to be a student. The conversation before he leaves his family goes something like this:
Dad: Be good out there, and don’t drink the water.
Son: Thanks dad, and if I get caught in a plot to kill the president, I will say “I’ve been on a long trip in a wild jungle,” so that you will know I am being tortured.
Dad: OK, have a good flight!