GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE!!!

mid-morning on Friday, the 18th of February 2005 by Anarchy

OK… those who know me understand that I’m usually a pretty laid back individual. I don’t let things get to me very often. I have been described on a few occassions as the most relaxed person on the face of this planet. I tell you this so you’ll realize just how upset I really am when I tell you about this morning’s commute.

On the way into work today, I was traveling up Interstate 95… and I had to pass SEVEN… yes, SEVEN other cars on the right! (… and I never broke 65mph.)

I can’t stand people who drive slow in the fast lane. And for those of you who don’t know… the FAST LANE is the FAR LEFT LANE… ALWAYS! If you are in the fast lane, and you see someone pass you on the right… then guess what?! YOU’RE GOING TOO DAMN SLOW!!!

Merge to the right! Get out of our way!

You may not be in a hurry… you may be enjoying a casual, languorous journey into work. That’s fine… beautiful! I wish I could do that more often. HOWEVER… DON’T DO IT IN THE FAST LANE!!! The rest of us have agendas!!! Get out of our way!!!

Thank you for listening.