Real Danger
in the early morning on Monday, the 3rd of August 2009 by Capt Jake Fortune
Forget about Obama’s shell game where the feds finally admit to raising taxes on the middle class instead of just hiding the taxes.
But did you know that intrepid journalists are searching for the acid-spitting, lightning farting, Mongolian death worm.
The worm- about 1.5m long- apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances.
Obama has appointed a Death-worm Czar.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
I guess searching for leprechauns and unicorns sounded too far-fetched?
This moron seriously has earned his place as the absolute worst president ever, and he is not even a 1/4 through his term.. argh!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
ok, where do these guys think they are, the planet Arakis?
August 4th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Some of my best friends are Mongolian Death Worms.
August 7th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Dang! I stupidly go off on vacation for a coupla weeks and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
I wonder if the expedition to corral the Mongolian Death Worm has any Czech speakers along, since one of the few facts known about these elusive beasties is that they tend to feel attracted to people who speak Russian with a Czech accent. Don’t ask me why…
Still, running around my old stomping grounds in the Pacific Northwest and taking the Alaska cruise was grand, so that’s a partial consolation.
Continuing this completely illogical rant: here’s a bear ID story we got from one of our guides in Sitka. If you climb up a tree and a bear follows you up and eats you, it was a black bear. If you climb up a tree and the bear shakes the tree until you fall out and then eats you, it was a brown bear. It there are no trees and the bear eats you, it was a polar bear.
Okay, I’ll shut up now…