First Book of Democrat..

in the early evening on Tuesday, the 30th of June 2009 by Gypsy

A friend of mine just emailed me the following.. so good I have to share!

Psalm 2009 – 2012

First Book of Democrat

Obama is a Shepherd,

I shall not want.

He leadeth me beside still factories.

He restorest my faith in the Republican Party

He guideth me in a path of unemployment…

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall not go hungry.

Obama has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over my income,

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me, all the days of my life.

And I will live forever, in a rented home.

But I am glad I am an American.

I am glad that I am free.

But, I wish I was a dog,

and Obama was a tree.

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2 Responses to “First Book of Democrat..”

  1. Katie Says:

    The only thing that I would change would be the line about the Republican party. They are full of it also.

    Where are the fiscal conservatives? How about a political party that follows the TEA (taxed enough already) mantra?

    The Crap and Trade bill would not have passed, were it not for 8 stupid Reps (and 2 Rep no shows).

  2. Michael J Kubat Says:

    I would like to see the fine print on each and every czar, fuehrer and duce that Obama appoints.

    Well, hey, maybe this new czar could get all that for us? Since we’re all in a very real sense customers of the Obamite regime? And how about the fine print on Obama’s REAL birth certificate, college transcripts, immigration data etc.?

    Nice dream, though.

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