Drive Right, Pass Left

in the early evening on Sunday, the 9th of January 2005 by Chad

Drive Right, Pass Left helps everyone figure out how the hell to drive:

We’ve all been behind that person. The person who thinks he/she/it is a bad ass for driving 5mph over the speed limit. Screwing up traffic flow for miles and miles behind them. Refusing to move back into their right full place at the right side of the road despite friendly flashes of headlights from those with proper knowledge of the rules of the road. And why don’t they move? Because God forbid they sit three car lengths behind the car in front of them when they can move their ass into the left lane where the next car bumper is miles away. It’s a matter of comfort for them. Or perhaps it threatens their sexuality to look at the rear end of another car. Regardless, it is rude and inconsiderate.

Thank you!