PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother’s semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

Ok.  Now, read it again, because its funnier the second time.

Time for a bit more of the story.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

So, attempted rape.  There’s more to the story, about a car chase with the defendant hanging on the side of the car, but go read the original story for that.

Here’s my question…

What’s the legal process if the rape occurred?  Let’s say because of the domestic violence here, the victim was unconscious.  So cops do a rape kit, arrest the bewildered brother in law via DNA evidence… etc.  The question is, when will this story be converted for use for CSI or Law and Order?

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