Manifesto
in the early morning on Wednesday, the 5th of November 2008 by Capt Jake Fortune
First off, congratulations to President-Elect Obama . You’ve shown to the entire world that the corrupt Chicago machine works on a national level. Hide any part of your background that would be detrimental, have cronies close ranks to ensure nothing leaks. Take a huge percentage of your political donations fraudulently. That’s the best part!! Don’t check where the money is coming from or who. Don’t check on eligibility limits. After all, if you lose, your campaign is bankrupt and can’t pay it back. If you win, who is going to force you? Genius! Then again, organized crime has had a long history to really streamline things. Voter fraud is Science to these guys!
Congratulations to the mainstream news media. You’ve shown the world how to do it right: Scream that your fair long enough and enough people will believe it. Demonize the few balanced outlets long enough as “far right” when research proves they’re center left, just much less left than the rest. Then, once all the folks who remember honest yellow journalism from before the 1920′s die, drop any pretension to be otherwise and crush the opposition. Support your candidate without any facade of balanced reporting and simply cheer him on outright. Just ignore that black cloud on your future horizon.
Congratulations to the American people. You’ve got the government you want. Lots of folks say the electorate is always right, and such simple silly sayings. Nope, I calls it how I sees it: Years of peace and prosperity at home, generations of idiots breeding like rats in the cities, living off money the government stole from people who create wealth, has led up to this. Late polls revealed only 2% of the people thought that Obama <spit> was qualified but they were voting for him anyway. I hope they use that type of logic the next time they get their brakes on the car fixed.
I find it interesting that the same Colorado electorate that voted to elect Obama <spit> rejected the amendment that would provide equal opportunity to all. For you see, in a power game that the Democrats were playing, they want all of it. They want to show on the one hand that a minority can do such things as be elected, and also rig the game according to quotas. And then they call that fair… The double-talk express.
I am very thankful the election is over though. The endless calls and commercials are done. Maybe now all the organized astro-turfers from other states that infest the comment sections on my local newspaper will go away. Those folks from places like the north east were organized into groups that would take over all the articles that allow posts on online news content. I tracked some of them down to over 1800 miles away from my home. The same people with the same accounts and responses would be found in various newspapers in Republican areas.
So now what? Maybe we conservatives won’t have to worry about paying our car payments and mortgages anymore like Obama <spit> has promised.
Remember: We’re the opposition now. This is even more fun. You get to complain without responsibility.
We’ve had plenty of training these last eight years. It’s simple apparently, everything that Obama does is automatically wrong and is offending some group of people. If he eats Cheerios in the morning, he’s offending those poor destitute farmers who grow Corn Flakes. And just watch out if he eats Corn Flakes.
Let’s organize the photogenic to appear aggrieved at every decision. Get as much TV and Youtube time as possible.
Let’s all buy stock in the junk bond level New York Times with voting rights. This is my favorite.
Just remember, Obama cannot possibly ever pay for all the things he’s promised himself. But that’s not his greatest weakness. Nope, his kryptonite is that his followers are convinced he’s promised oh so much more. They’re completely convinced he’s promised things that are pretty off the wall outrageous. And when religious believers like that get discouraged, you do not want to be on the other side.
“Good news” in that the Dems don’t pick up the filibuster proof senate. That should keep the worst of the excess at bay.
Finally, hold those shows like the Colbert Report and Daily Show to the fire. They’ve said all this time that they’d be attacking a Democrat once he was in office. Let’s see if they’ll follow through or if they were just the partisan trolls we always knew they were.
As for us here, we’re going to keep fighting those in power. That’s what we do, it’s our job.
Oh, and if anyone wants the new Obama wordpress filter we’re using just let me know.
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November 5th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Reading CNN they’re taking comments from readers on how the elections can be improved. Best comment I saw:
Paul from Columbia, South Carolina writes:
I would like to see dueling return. No recounts anymore.
November 5th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Dueling candidates.. oh now that would be worth watching.. and dueling to the death of course, none of that crappy buzzer stuff.
Tv BS.. “Let’s see if they’ll follow through or if they were just the partisan trolls we always knew they were.” oh seriouly do we think they are anything other than partisan trolls.. they are, they will be continuing to kiss Obama butt.. i expect nothing less.. though I will be thrilled if they actually hold to what they say, i just won’t be surprised if they continue the same crap.
Chad thank you for your positive attitude on this.. you always amaze me.. The upside I see.. black people need to now SHUT THE “F” UP! they have no more excused about being oppressed, or the “man” keeping them down or any of that hooey! they have their black president.. end of their whining era.. we SHOULD now eliminate affirmative action, negro-fund scholorships.. and other antiquated crap.
November 5th, 2008 at 10:41 am
PS Chad.. phooey the (obama) “spit” filter isnot working on the comments..
November 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
The Dem’s failure to pick up 60 seats in the Senate is the one good thing that’s come out of yesterday. I was astonished to see that that walking disgrace Murtha won re-election up in PA.
My election day horror story occurred at the Wawa on Rt. 40 in Glasgow. Some tattooed and heavily body pierced cashier was discussing the election with hippie-type woman as I purchased my coffee. They must have known each other from the trailer park community center… but I digress. The Goth cashier said she had had a hard time deciding who to vote for but had settled on… oh.. umm… what is his name…. “the guys whose name sorta sounds like Bin Laden.” Notice that zinger is in quotes. This pair then proceeded to have a discussion about “change.” The capsule version:
Goth: yeah, um, we need change…
Hippie-type woman: yeah, change…
I was astonished.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I am bummed that the fat little bastard Murtha pulled it off. That’s my biggest disappointment with the whole election.
When you got up to your turn at the cashier you should have asked for your change.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I said I was astonished sir, not that I paid for the beverage.
On the contrary. I turned immediately and headed for the door. When the manager tried to stop me, I said, “I’m just redistributing this…” I explained how important it was to take from those who had more coffee (I waved my arm in the general direction of the several full pots of coffee the Wawa had) and give to those who have less. Then I said “stopping me from taking this coffee without paying for it is exactly what Sarah Palin would do if she were here.” That clinched it. I proudly exited the Wawa with my expropriated coffee to the sound of appreciative shouts of “no justice, no peace” and derisive jeers of “bigot” direct at the store manager from the other customers.
As I drove away, a glance in the rear view mirror indicated that another patron was busy expropriating the ATM machine… and I believe a gas pump had been set alight.
I smiled.
Change can be good.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
murtha insulted his people.. and they chose him again. sigh.. they no doubt are getting what they deserve.. but still is disturbing!
delenda.. oh my gosh.. your wawa story.. too funny.. and the idiots you over heard is the problem.. they are poster “children” of that campaign.. just repeating tag lines and dopely following.. brainless and with no freaking clue. pretty said when a person votes for “what’s his name”..
ARRGGHHHH!
November 6th, 2008 at 10:01 am
From her Bin Laden remark, I concluded that UBL would have out performed Ralph Nader as a 3d party candidate. Think about it- how many “confused” Obama supporters would have voted for UBL instead by mistake?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:46 am
They may as well been throwing darts at their ballots..