Crawling Darkness

mid-morning on Saturday, the 2nd of October 2004 by Capt Jake Fortune

In an election season like this, it is always important to remember what is truly important: Fighting back the unknowable bright darkness of Cthulu and his extra-dimensional minions.
I am not sure if dealing with the creeping death is part of foreign relations, which is maybe why the debate the other night did not include any mention of it. Actually, it is probably something that will be dealt with during the vice presidential debates, since I am sure both Cheney and Edwards believe that the other is a shoggoth.
Andrew Ian Dodge has released a new book on the subject. If you are a fan of the Lovecraftian mythos, please give it a look. I’m ordering today…