Anyone Remember Joe Biden?

around lunchtime on Wednesday, the 10th of September 2008 by Capt Jake Fortune

Does anyone?

I think he’s in the running for something… maybe.  Can’t quite remember. He’s been out of the limelight for so long now.

Oh yeah, I think he’s the other VP candidate.

There’s a great wrap up over at Flopping Aces that covers all you need to know about the man who can’t shut up.  Its like that movie Speed, except for instead of a bus that will explode if it goes under 55 mph, Biden thinks he’d probably explode if he ever stopped talking for more than a few seconds!

But watch the videos.  They’re all the things that would sink any candidate if he wasn’t a Democrat being covered up by the media.  All Biden’s greatest hits are there, from the “clean black man” to the “Indians all running 7-11″ one.

Update… saw a link at Varifrank that takes you to this critically important story:

Joe Biden impresses Manitowoc teen at rally.

OMG the election is over!  One teen who was going to vote Democrat anyway is now impressed by Joe Biden.  And after all that money spent on the conventions!

MANITOWOC — Democratic vice president candidate Joe Biden touched the spirit of one Manitowoc teen during Monday’s rally at the KI Convention Center in downtown Green Bay.

Jacob Schmitt, 18, a Lincoln High School senior, joined about 1,000 other people during Biden’s speech, but was the first person to ask a question of the Delaware senator.

His question didn’t center on university funding or the war in Iraq. Instead, it was about his 20-year-old autistic brother, who he said is extremely special to him.

Schmitt’s brother, Matthew, has pervasive developmental disorder, which impairs social and communication skills.

Joe Biden can relate, as he’s been secretly diagnosed with the same disorder.  However, that does explain why he has been in the Senate so long.

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One Response to “Anyone Remember Joe Biden?”

  1. Tina Says:

    as stunned as I am that Obama has had such a following (to be president).. I am stunned at the choice of Biden..

    actually i am not.. it just proved the stupidity and inexperience of Obama to make such a selection..

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