Hi Scott!

around lunchtime on Friday, the 20th of August 2004 by Chad

Hi, My name is Scott and I am a recovering Democrat. I last voted for a Democrat nearly 4 years ago, but as you might well imagine, the next few months are going to be tough for me.
Well, actually they aren’t. I’ve admitted that I had a problem with my inability to respect authority, my moral equivalence where I thought Good and Evil were outmoded concepts, and my yearning to be European.

Hi Scott! Welcome to the Great Right Wing Conspiracy! Happy to have you, here is your lapel pin.
Myself, I’ve always been a right winger since I was in 5th grade and realized that I would rather quit whining like a child, and use my time and effort to make myself a better person.
Of course, there are those people who feel so guilty about themselves that they feel using your natural talents to get ahead is immoral. They can smeg off, and go back to living in caves if it pleases them. We call them “Socialists.” And they are the driving force between the left wing of the Democratic party these days.