Story from way back…
So myself and Jason are discussing our plans to take over the world. It is 3am on a random morning, and we are sitting near a pond in an industrial park. Our friend and driver Lori is laying in the grass napping. It was a rather cool night, but we were still suprised when Lori asked us to close the window.
Now, we were outside, in the grass. Even the car was a couple hundred yards away.
Jason, not wasting any opportunity to mess with someone’s head, proceeds to do exactly that…
“Lori… where do you think you are,” in a low soothing voice.
“My bedroom.”
Just the answer he was looking for, and he proceeded to put her into a hypnosis trance.
Much merriment ensued.
We finally stopped, but not before he completed one final suggestion:
“When you wake up, you will be hungry. But only hungry for one thing: An apple!”
After a simple 1-2-3 you’re done, she woke up “naturally” about 10 minutes later.
Time to go, and we stopped off at the Pathmark. Trying not to laugh as she went up and down all the aisles, looking for something to eat. She suspected something but could have no idea what.
Lori found the apples, threw a few in the bag, and proceeded to the checkout. The poor girl behind the counter had no idea what was happening as Lori took out her money, was handing it over, and stopped.
The most evil look hit us. “What the hell did you guys do to me! I don’t even like apples!” She still had no choice but to pay anyways and munch away, while myself and Jason continued laughing, but hoping we wouldn’t have to walk home that rather chilly morning…

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