A Kerry supporter urged his local Irish Catholic priest to say in his homily that he thinks John Kerry is a saint. The priest, a profoundly religious man, said he would. That next Sunday, he began his homily as follows, “I don’t normally delve into politics, as you know. However, at the request of one of my parishioners, I would like to tell you my thoughts about John Kerry.

John Kerry is a crook. John Kerry is a liar. John Kerry is a
fraud. John Kerry is an adulterer. John Kerry is one of the worst Catholics I have ever met.

But, compared to Ted Kennedy, I think he’s a saint.”

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The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.” - John F. Kerry
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” - John F. Kerry
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” - John F. Kerry
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments the future.” - John F. Kerry
“The future will be better tomorrow.” - John F. Kerry
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” - John F. Kerry
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” - John F. Kerry
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” - John F. Kerry
“Public speaking is very easy.” - John F. Kerry
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” - John F. Kerry
“I actually voted for the $87 billion dollars before I voted against it.” - John F. Kerry
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” - John F. Kerry
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” - John F. Kerry
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our - John F. Kerry
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” - John F. Kerry
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.” - John F. Kerry

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