A new “family”

mid-morning on Wednesday, the 13th of August 2008 by Katie

Supposedly, this is a picture of one of the country’s most wanted females. Looking at the mustache on her, who knows what she/he is. Simply put, someone obviously forgot to teach their daughter how to remove unsightly facial hair.

As they describe her: “The long-haired, vegan activist, sporting a slight moustache, worked at times as a midwife, sheep tender and firefighter, but this night she ignited her own dangerous blaze, officials said.”

Um - midwife? Of humans or sheep? Because even if I was about to deliver at any moment, I think that I’d insist on driving myself to a hospital that had a less scary looking doctor.

“Clad in black, they allegedly left graffiti and burned several Forest Service vehicles before disappearing into the night. Overaker and her cohorts broke the law for a branch of the Earth Liberation Front that called itself “the Family,” investigators said.”

“The Family”? Did Charles Manson get released recently? Because the last time I heard of a wacko group referring to themselves as the family, they were shaved bald and had swastikas carved into their foreheads.

Seriously though, if they are trying to “save the planet” from the evils of humanity, maybe they could decrease the surplus population to offing themselves…

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One Response to “A new “family””

  1. Tina Says:

    there is another picture where she definitely LOOKS LIKE A GUY! and no wonder she speaks spanish, she could double for a Mexican.
    middle name Sunshine.. ok i think we can figure ma & pa are or were hippies.. ahh more damage from the 60s!
    vegan.. again i do think the lack of meat makes these people brain dead!
    Spain, how does she afford travelling over seas??
    Theft, arson, dishonesty.. how do people feel they are right doing these things.

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