It’s Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
in the early afternoon on Saturday, the 2nd of August 2008 by Chad
The White House has been briefed on something about Mars.
It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more "provocative" than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface.
What does "provocative" mean anyway? I mean, water was just confirmed a few days ago. Maybe they’ve found the aliens finally. What could possibly be so important that there is a presidential briefing instead of simply giving out a news conference?
Now there will be all the predictable comments out there going on and on about how the "backwards religious types can’t handle the life on another planet" and such. Just shows how little creativity there truly is and is probably simply projection of their own prejudice.
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August 2nd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
They found a clone of Sally Struthers on mars. She asked for donations for starving martian children. They government must suppress this information at all costs or nationwide panic will set in!