Efficiency

in the early morning on Saturday, the 26th of July 2008 by Chad

A woman brings her deceased husband to a mortician and orders that he be buried in a blue suit. The mortician says, “wouldn’t it be easier to bury him in the black suit he’s wearing now?”

The wife says it would, but she hates the way he looks in black, and wants him in blue.

The night of the viewing, the wife approaches the mortician and says, “thank you for changing him into a blue suit. I know it must have been a chore, with the rigor mortis.”

He responded, “oh, it was no problem at all. Not long after you left, a lady came in with her deceased husband, he was
wearing a blue suit and she wanted him in black… so I just switched the heads.”