News Roundup
around lunchtime on Friday, the 4th of July 2008 by Chad
Surgeon Ordered to Pay $795G for Cutting Off Man’s Penis - Not worth it, no matter how much you need the money.
Bestiality “victims” to be spared the death penalty. Poor dogs had to have sex with old people. Unfortunately this hungry dog wasn’t spared.
Obama confirms his flip-flops on the issues by saying his views haven’t changed.
And Up Yours to Belmar, NJ. You can finally flick someone off there legally.
Pringles aren’t potato chips. They’re cookies.
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