If I was the newly elected president in November
around lunchtime on Thursday, the 26th of June 2008 by Bandit
This would be my agenda for my first term:
Abolish the H-1B visa program
Secure our southern border
Deport those that are here illegally
Revise the agricultural guest worker program
Impose tariffs on products from unfair trading partners (like China, whose government controls the currency, not the free market, to our great disadvantage,)
Stop foreign aid to countries that don’t like us anyway
Develop north american energy resources in a responsible manner, Colorado shale oil, Alaskan oil etc
Revisit building nuclear power plants
Build new oil refineries
Eliminate government subsidized corn ethanol programs
Eliminate feel good security programs that don’t actually enhance security like removing shoes and shaking down old ladies in airports
Eliminate the department of homeland security
Repeal the Patriot act, really nothing patriotic about it
Try the prisoners in guantanamo in a court of law or release them
Have the CIA incite a war between China and India (kidding ….) 
Punch Ted Kennedy in the nose (kidding … well sort of)
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June 26th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Got my vote!
As for Gitmo, I’d send the prisoners to Berkeley and force Code Pink to care for them, then turn the area into condos for vets who are processing out of the military. 6 months of fun in the sun before they have to put up with civilian bullsh*t without the option to call in an airstrike…
As for Code Pink, I’m not sure who would fair worse: the dykes or al-Qaeda. Either way they deserve each other.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
You could be on my ticket! Unfortunately we are stuck voting for a noob socialist or a career flip flopping politician. When I get in the booth I know that I will pull the trigger for McCain, I just won’t like myself very much.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Don’t worry, no one else likes you either… hehehh.
Anyways, the thing to remember: Yesterday’s Heller decision was one vote away from changing. If McCain does nothing else as president, keeping a few more socialists from lifetime appointments on the bench will make him a hero.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’m with you on most.
You could add -
Sue Al Gore for fraud - make it a class action suit, suing on behalf of all of us (even the people that still buy into the global warming thing)
Get out of the UN. Tell the UN to get out of NY. Why should we continue to attend and continue to house a group that is so anti-US?
I’d try the Gitmo guys in military court… I really don’t think that they deserve rights that should only go to our citizens.
Eliminate racial quotas - hey, if Obama has made it this far, I don’t want to hear about racial discrimination anymore…
Kick most of the non retirement aged people off of social security. I’m sick of seeing able bodied people sitting on their butts…
June 29th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Good additions to the platform! I must have had a brain fart for forgetting the UN one, truly worthless organization.