Coffee!!!

at around evening time on Wednesday, the 9th of June 2004 by Chad

Ok, I like good coffee. I hate bitter coffee. Right now at work we have those single serving jobs which work great.
But I don’t like “coffee houses”. This flash movie will tell you why… Note, nasty language, but funny.
Sorry Scott, I think starbucks is pretty nasty.

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chad Says:
June 9th, 2004 at 10:55 pm +0
My line when I go to Starbucks, etc. Sorry, it’s all we have in Seattle:

::right hand on top of left, moving in outward motion, showing big::
“I’d like a Big Ass Cup of (Hot) Black Coffee.”

Big Ass?

“Yeah, Big Ass.”

My friends hate me for it.
Chad Says:
June 10th, 2004 at 6:25 am +0
Hmmm… is big-ass somewhat equivalent to butt-load? As in:
“I’d like a butt-load of coffee”
“Butt-Load?”
“Yeah… as big as her butt over there!”
Chad Says:
June 14th, 2004 at 11:21 pm +0
yes, and of course, the close cousin, and a new personal favorite, “Ass Load.”

Whereas, “ass load” and “butt load” usually means large horizontally, or sagging excessively, like a droopy ass.

Wheras, “Big Ass” usually means large in a vertical, though can be horizontal plain. Not usually sagging thought. That goes toward “Ba-donka-donk.”

HAAAAAAAHAAA
your wifie.. Says:
June 21st, 2004 at 7:55 pm +0
humm for a true coffee hater Starbucks and other inflates jokes just really add to my disgust over the whole insanity.
but that was hysterical.. i think that little chipmunk sounding critter was me.. my husband can confirm that!
Stupidity really really kills me..