Naked Foreign Policy
around lunchtime on Wednesday, the 18th of June 2008 by Chad
Via FOXNews.com
A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland’s Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that’s contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she’ll sue if she can’t parade as she wishes.
Jen Moss has been known as “The Naked Lady” since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town’s nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.
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City Council member Eric Navickas said he’s on Moss’s side.
If she can’t be in the parade, Navickas said, it would be “an interesting commentary on our society that we’re willing to tolerate dead bodies through our aggressive foreign policy from the war, but not healthy, naked bodies.”
What? Does anyone else spot the ridiculousness of both what the fruitcake wants to do and the people that support her?
I’m going to sue the guy who cut me off in traffic. Because of our aggressive foreign policy that has dead bodies or something.
Anyways, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for naked chicks in parades. However, I have the basic morality and intelligence required to know that there is a time and a place for naked chick parades. But that isn’t at a family event for 4th of July when there are a lot of small children attending.
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June 20th, 2008 at 5:22 am
Let me put this “damper” regarding not complaining about naked chicks.
If the woman has been walking around topless for years, with no support, literally letting everything hang, I can’t imagine that the sight would be worth seeing at this point.
June 20th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Hey, this is the internet. I’m allowed to fantasize.. hehe.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Here’s a pic
[http://www.ogpaper.com/news/news-02115.html]
Well, she’s not as old as I thought she might be…
June 21st, 2008 at 9:18 am
She’s still a nutbag though, who holds her theoretical “rights” to do whatever she wants above the responsibility she holds towards the community. Which is your typical liberal thought.
All rights: smoke dope, gimme money, make others stop doing what they think is wrong.
No responsibility to: drug crime, stealing from others, and true freedom.