Bring 10,000 Rolls of TP!
mid-afternoon on Tuesday, the 10th of June 2008 by Capt Jake Fortune
The Brown Note, not just in South Park anymore.
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
I really really hope that this is true. The funny factor of tens of thousands of smelly hippies running for porta-potties greatly outweighs any outrage I’d have over free speech issues.
As it is, the cannon isn’t that effective. It makes you pretty uncomfortable due to the low frequency vibrations. Not nearly as effective as the microwave cannon which makes you feel like you’re on fire.
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