There Isn’t a Word to Describe Being This Stupid.

around lunchtime on Tuesday, the 3rd of June 2008 by Chad

A woman called Orem police Friday afternoon needing help because her battery died and she was locked inside her car.
When police arrived, they found the woman sitting in the car, unable to get herself out. She couldn’t hear the officers instructions through the rolled-up windows so she motioned to them to call her on her cell phone, according to police.
Once officers were able to talk to the woman on the phone, they were able to tell her how to manually operate the slide lock mechanism on the inside door panel to open the door and free herself.
“I’m just glad she had a cell phone to call for help,” an officer said.

I wish she DIDN’T have a cell phone to call for help. Then maybe the heat from the rolled up windows would have killed her. And we wouldn’t have to worry about someone so darn stupid breeding.

From here.