Trouble in Tampa

just before lunchtime on Thursday, the 29th of May 2008 by Chad

Ahh the wonders of the Internet. 

A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man’s home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

Doesn’t sound so bad so far.  Nice looking maid shows up, cleans up the place nude.  Kind of weird that he would go to all that trouble and then leave the bedroom at all.  Doesn’t sound like any of the movies I’ve seen with this scenario.

When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

So what is the real trouble with that sentence?  The 40k$ missing from the bedroom?  The fact that 40k$ worth of jewelry is not in a safe?

Nope… the fact that the wife came home and now obviously knows what was going on!

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