Why it Hurts

in the early evening on Sunday, the 20th of April 2008 by Chad

A woman went to the hospital to meet her newly female co-worker who had just completed a long and very detailed sex change operation.
She greeted him/her at her bedside and the patient was all bandaged up, swollen, and medicated pre-op.
The woman co-worker was very concerned seeing IV’s, beeping machines, tubes, pain pills and medications lined up at the bedside.
So she asked…
“How painful were the breast implants….I hear they are pretty painful”. The newly female patient groaned in response.
She asked, “How much does it hurt where they cut off your manhood? I bet that area really hurts”….
The patient sighed and moaned
The woman asked for the final time…”well, now that you’ve finally turned from a man into a woman…what is the part of the procedure that hurts the most?”….
The newly minted woman turned and said, “it is going to hurt most when I return to work and get my salary cut”

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