Tuxedo

in the early afternoon on Wednesday, the 28th of January 2004 by Chad

I’ve always wanted a pet penguin. Just thought it would be cool. Not the most practical pet, but all in all one of those pets that everyone would remember you having.

And now, for the low, low, price of, well, you get the idea, you can have your own penguins shipped from special penguin farms in New Zealand and Antarctica from Penguin Warehouse, Inc. and their offices in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Here is their top ten reason to own a penguin:

1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!
2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man’s true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
10. Have you seen a penguin?!

Unfortunately, reality has to intervene, as always. Damn.
Go visit this site for some penguin action.