Nyuck Nyuck

in the early morning on Monday, the 5th of November 2007 by Chad

A guy enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things…..
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3. I’m a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke."
The guy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it five times."