The Guide to Pirate Parenting

just before lunchtime on Sunday, the 4th of November 2007 by Chad

Learn such parenting skills such as knowing at what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye socket as an opener and the important difference between plundering and pillaging.

Cap’n Billy will help you turn your boring, lazy, disrespectful, disobedient child…

…into an exciting, disrespectful, disobedient plunderer of the high seas or suburbs!

Cap’n Billy The Butcher MacDougalls Guide to Pirate Parenting

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