Law of the West vs the Way of the Left
at around evening time on Saturday, the 6th of October 2007 by Capt Jake Fortune
Read the rest at AMERICAN DIGEST
West: Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.
Left: Ban guns. Anytime, anywhere. The Second Amendment is a misprint. Erase it in the original. Burn all copies.
West: Never order anything weaker than whiskey.
Left: Never order anything stronger than a decaf double latte made with soy milk. Yes, that drink will shrink your testicles and/or ovaries to the size of peas, but you weren’t using them anyway. Make it a double.
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