Law of the West vs the Way of the Left

at around evening time on Saturday, the 6th of October 2007 by Chad

West: Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.

Left: Ban guns. Anytime, anywhere. The Second Amendment is a misprint. Erase it in the original. Burn all copies.

West: Never order anything weaker than whiskey.

Left: Never order anything stronger than a decaf double latte made with soy milk. Yes, that drink will shrink your testicles and/or ovaries to the size of peas, but you weren’t using them anyway. Make it a double.