Names

mid-afternoon on Monday, the 24th of September 2007 by Chad

So Bill walks into a bar, all pissed off at the world.

Bartender walks up and asks, as all good bartenders do, what’s wrong?

“I’ve built 10 houses with my own two hands.  From digging the foundation, putting up the walls, painting, everything.  But do they call me Bill the Home Builder?  No they don’t.”

“Then, I’ve raced in 15 NASCAR races.  Won a few of ‘em.  But do they call me Bill the Car Racer?  No…”

“But have sex with one goat…”

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  1. Bandit Says:

    Old joke, but I am pretty sure the guys name wasn’t Bill …

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