Rolling Death Dealer of the Day

mid-morning on Thursday, the 2nd of August 2007 by Chad

Sorry for the crappy picture. That’s a Lexus. She has had her left arm out the window the entire time chain smoking. How she went through so many smokes in just a few short miles was amazing. Of course each was thrown out the window.

These few short miles, she’s driving slow in the left lane of a multi-lane highway.

Talking on her cell phone the entire damn time. Someone let me know how she was handling the steering wheel?

I want to get bumper stickers made up that say “Cell Phone Driver equals Drunk Driver” because studies have proven that talking on a cell phone is completely equivalent to drunk driving, except cell drivers go even faster! Faced with that evidence, why isn’t cell phone driving treated like drunk driving? It is the same crime, driving while impaired. Same results too, most drunks drive home just fine and don’t get into accidents. But at the same rate, drunks and cell drivers cause accidents that normally wouldn’t have happened.