Put down that pepsi you mutant!

in the early morning on Sunday, the 27th of May 2007 by Chad

Caution: Some soft drinks may seriously harm your health

A new health scare erupted over soft drinks last night amid evidence they may cause serious cell damage. Research from a British university suggests a common preservative found in drinks such as Fanta and Pepsi Max has the ability to switch off vital parts of DNA.

Details are unimportant. Pepsi drinkers are more likely to turn into flesh eating zombie mutants. We need many more pitchforks and torches to take care of this new threat!!!