From an email making the rounds
in the early morning on Saturday, the 7th of April 2007 by Chad
Look over the descriptions of the following two houses, and see if you can tell which one belongs to an environmentalist.
HOUSE # 1:
A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern snow belt,†either. It’s in the temperate South.
HOUSE # 2:
Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every green†feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps, which draw ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.
And now the answers…
HOUSE # 1 (20-room energy guzzling mansion) is outside Nashville, Tennessee. It is the abode of that renowned environmentalist (and filmmaker) Al Gore.
HOUSE # 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas. Also known as the Texas White House,†it is the private residence of the President of the United States, George W. Bush.
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April 8th, 2007 at 6:54 am
I had heard about the eco friendly Crawford residence before, but I hadn’t heard the specifics. Amazing when you compare the two. Gore is simply acting on the democratic principal of “all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others…” The Pelosis, and Gores, and Kennedys, and Clintons, and (ahhhhhh) Bidens all operate on the same idea. By the way, if anyone wants to buy some “carbon credits” , I have some for sale, I have an unlimited supply of credits because I don’t give a rat’s ***.