Head Banging Loosens the Synapses

around lunchtime on Thursday, the 22nd of March 2007 by Chad

New research says Heavy metal ‘a comfort for the bright child’

Intelligent teenagers often listen to heavy metal music to cope with the pressures associated with being talented, according to research.The results of a study of more than 1,000 of the brightest five per cent of young people will come as relief to parents whose offspring, usually long-haired, are devotees of Iron Maiden, AC/DC and their musical descendants.

Researchers found that, far from being a sign of delinquency and poor academic ability, many adolescent “metalheads” are extremely bright and often use the music to help them deal with the stresses and strains of being gifted social outsiders.

And yes, I’m going to say it: Rap music makes you ride the short bus. No redeeming value to rap at all.