So far I’m liking Fred Thompson for the next President. As VP either Guiliani or McCain is fine. But my hope is that Fred is the candidate that makes it.

Some Random Facts About Fred Thompson from IMAO that I liked best. Read IMAO for the rest…

* The reason Fred Thompson didn’t want to stay in the Senate for long is because all the extra scrutiny kept him from doing his favorite hobby: Prowling the streets at night killing drug dealers.

* Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.

* Fred Thompson took over what was Al Gore’s Senate seat, thereby dramatically reducing the Senate’s carbon footprint. Fred Thompson then created carbon offset offsets by wastefully burning hippies.

* The Fremen consider “Fred Thompson” a killing word.

* Fred Thompson reconsidered running for reelection after 9/11 but later decided to handle things on his own. He was soon seen entering the Middle East with a bottle of tequila in one hand an a handgun in the other. They’re still counting the dead.

* Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.

* Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.

* Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.

* Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.

* Webster’s Dictionary defines “conservatism” as “how closely one’s views resemble those of Fred Thompson.”

* When terrorists get to the afterlife, they’ll find that none of their seventy-two women are still virgins. Why? Because of Fred Thompson.

One of the best lines was in one of the comments left:
* If Fred Thompson was at Thermopylae the movie would have been called 1 and we’d all be wondering if Persia really ever existed.

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