Stuff I’ve Done

at around evening time on Tuesday, the 26th of December 2006 by Chad

That isn’t part of what most consider normal. I was at work today, BAF (Bored As Frack) and thought this might be good to counter what was a lazy day…

Stood in the middle of a burning aircraft that crashed.
Almost stepped on a dead body from that burning aircraft.
Make that two dead bodies, although we didn’t know it at the time.
Partied with Captain Lou Albano and a bunch of wrestling midgets.
Played The Criminologist in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Got handed a headset and told I was an air traffic controller for the next two weeks.
Have had articles published in several magazines.
Been in about 10 different countries on 5 different continents.
Was in one of the original Grand Masquerades and my picture is in one of the White Wolf books.
Had three girls jumping up and down saying “Do Me! Do Me!” outside of the van I was in. And yes, they meant me…
Got kicked out of a graveyard.
Was a field investigator for MUFON.
Was in a helicopter that did a hammerhead stall, whipped through mesas at full speed, and other crazy aerobatics, with the side doors wide open.