Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

in the early morning on Thursday, the 21st of September 2006 by Chad

By popular demand …

What are YOU doing here?
Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”
That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”
I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!
C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
RAMMING SPEED!
…..and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
You. Pants Off. Now!