What a way to go

around lunchtime on Wednesday, the 26th of July 2006 by Anarchy

It has been some time since anyone has heard a word from me out there in blog-dom. Been busy… however, I had a conversation today that just had to be shared.

One of the guys I work with was talking about how he would like to die. Strange, but OK… I think everyone has discussed this at one point or another. Others began to share thier thoughts. They were usually quite dull and uninteresting. Stuff like… in my sleep… or… fast and painless… or… saving someone’s life (noble, yes… but hardly an interesting answer). Now I being the smarta$$ that I am felt it was necessary to lighten the mood on this otherwise somber discussion.

So when they asked me how I would like to die, I looked to them with as straight a face as I could muster and I answered…

“I intend to live until the ripe old age of 96. One evening, I will endulge in a dinner made up entirely of deep-fried, batter-dipped, bacon-wrapped pork medallions with a hot cheddar dipping sauce. Afterwards… I will retire to my bedroom where I will suffer a severe myocardial infarction… while having sex with my 5th wife… on her 19th birthday.”

How about the rest of you? How do you want to go?