Technology History

in the late evening on Thursday, the 20th of July 2006 by Chad

From a page on GBPPR Cellular Phone Jammers

A Brief History of GSM DevelopmentThe Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) system was introduced in Eurosavage-land around 1992. Its development and deployment went something like this:

1910 - 1920s -

* U.S. Bell System develops first mobile radio telephone. It was the size of a large truck.
* Europe kills millions and millions of people.

1930s -

* U.S. Bell System continues development on the mobile radio telephone.
* Europe kills millions and millions of people.

1940s -

* U.S. Bell System stops development, uses copper to protect Europeans.
* Europe kills millions and millions of people.

1950s -

* U.S. Bell System develops first long-range VHF mobile telephones.
* Europe denies the whole Hitler thing.
Demands the U.S. protect, help, and feed them.

1960s -

* U.S. Bell System growing faster and faster, first radio telephone cellular network appear.
* Europe builds a wall.

1970s -

* U.S. cellular phones become common. AMPS standard is started.
* Europe wastes Marshall Plan money.
Does everything except build a Holocaust museum.

1980s -

* U.S. cellular phones become even more widespread, full country coverage.
* Europe sells weapons to hostile countries and terrorists.
Never repays any WWII debts or Marshall Plan money.

1990s -

* U.S. cellular phone starting to move to a new, superior CDMA format.
* Holy Shit! Europe develops GSM with Marshall Plan money, money they save
by denying the Holocaust, money the save by denying the whole Hitler thing,
money stolen from Jews, and by spying on the U.S.

2000s -

* U.S. has full coverage of a superior CDMA cellular format.
* Europe brags about their “advanced” cellular network technology, which ham radio
operators invented, and where using, 15 years earlier.