Hey, I’m like the NYT!

in the late evening on Friday, the 30th of June 2006 by Chad

I’m gonna release secret classified information from the government.
Watch the experimental Super-Caffeine designed to keep our troops fighting for months on end with just a single dose.
Warning: Spastic content!

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3 Responses to “Hey, I’m like the NYT!”

  1. Jeremy Says:

    I’m swearing off coffee, after watching that.

    I’m serious.

  2. Chad Says:

    I know, creepy huh. I actually changed the story a little bit in my post. It was very late last night doing maintenance at work, so I’m a little more creative now after 5 hours sleep…

  3. Kelly Says:

    Wow! lol

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