Geno’s vs Pats

just before lunchtime on Friday, the 9th of June 2006 by Chad

English only isn’t the problem

Situated in a South Philadelphia immigrant neighborhood, Geno’s — which together with its chief rival, Pat’s King of Steaks, forms the epicenter of an area described as “ground zero for cheesesteaks” — has posted small signs telling customers, “This Is AMERICA: WHEN ORDERING `SPEAK ENGLISH.”‘

Everyone’s all upset, idiot immigrant groups are smelling a lawsuit, all the normal crap.

The problem is: Pats doesn’t taste as good.

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3 Responses to “Geno’s vs Pats”

  1. HayZeus Says:

    Couldn’t agree more. ‘Course, I’d take Tony Luke’s over either one of those guys-too bad they’re closed on Sundays! :(

  2. Jeremy Says:

    Agreed. I preferred getting my Cheesesteaks outside of Philly in the subburbia joints.

    Better quality, better service, and free refills!

  3. Chad Says:

    Yup.. Best sub shop ever: Capriotti’s…

    Although, I am able to reproduce their Bobby myself now!

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